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Fart Kitten

$24.00
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Sold by Sucreabeille

Yes, skunks are unfortunately maligned as stinky little nuisances, spraying their signature musky scent willy-nilly without concern for any other creatures that may be around. But! They are super important to agriculture and farming, as they eat a number of agricultural and garden pests. They are omnivores and live in dark, secluded areas and only spray when scared or threatened, which is why we’re here to tell you to give that Fart Kitten living under your back porch a chance. They travel…

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