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Cole I Don't Read Unisex T-Shirt
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Cole I Don't Read Unisex T-Shirt

$34.00
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Sold by Bijoucandles

On the Tonys red carpet, Cole Escola gave us a line for the ages. When asked if they’d read that article, they simply said: “I don’t read.” And honestly? Same. This tee is for the theater kid who skips the discourse but shows up for the drama. Wear it to the library. Or don’t. Who cares? You don’t read.

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