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Lazy Pants Brown Gingham

Lazy Pants Brown Gingham

$155.00
In stock
Sold by Fashionbrandcompany

Penelope's dream pants. Pants for when you've given up but you don't want anyone to know you've given up. These cover up your massive bush and are very sensory pleasing. What more could you want? Free healthcare. I would really like free healthcare for all. But you can settle for these pants I guess.  DETAILS: -gingham linen cotton blend -70% cotton, 20% polyester, 10% linen -elastic waistband has a lot of stretch -hidden side pockets

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