Socks

Coffee Makes You Poop - Cotton Crew

$14.00

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Sold by Socksmith

Some mornings just hit… differently. Our Men’s “Coffee Makes You Poop” cotton socks embrace the honest, hilarious reality of your daily cup. Featuring adorable emoji-style poop piles, tiny steaming coffee cups, and cheerful little hearts, this pair brings playful truth and soft cotton comfort to your routine.Whether you're proudly caffeine-powered, gifting a fellow coffee fanatic, or simply love socks that spark a giggle, this pair delivers warm fuzzies (and maybe something else).

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