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The Clerk
Letter Opener

The Clerk

$25.00
In stock
Sold by Kochtools

Meet The Clerk — a plastic letter opener with a secret identity. Designed to look and feel like a non-metal dagger in disguise, The Clerk is the EDC accessory that means business on the outside and adventure on the inside. Length: 3.25" Thickness: 1/4" Material: Plastic Function: Letter opener   Metal-free construction ( for now ) Compact, lightweight, and ready for the desk drawer or the daily carry kit. Made in Pennsylvania

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