

You're surrounded by enemies with 1HP and only one way to escape - a rope to the safety. An athletics check. You grab you favorite D20 and cast your fate onto the table. You roll a 1. You look solemnly at the GM and say "Well, okay then. I guess I'll die." PREMIUM KEYCHAIN: Our D&D-themed keychains are made of high quality metal and feature totally unique original designs by GlassStaff! Perfect for keeping your keys organized while rocking one of our Dungeons & Dragons…
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