The Crotch Pot by Gossamer Gear
Insulated Pouch

The Crotch Pot by Gossamer Gear

$19.00
In stock · 9999 available

Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Austin, TX | Est. 1998 The joys of cold soaking without having to eat a cold meal Infrared images of the human body confirm common knowledge; one of the hottest parts of the human body is the crotch area. Your body naturally generates significant heat while hiking; why not harness this heat for a warm dinner? Save the weight and hassle of cooking. Just slip your dinner into your pants about an hour before you stop hiking for the day, and when you get to cam

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