Apparel
The Swan Ate My Baby Unisex T-Shirt
$34.00
In stock
Sold by Bijoucandles
It’s not just a beauty pageant, it’s The Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant, and some of us are still recovering from that fateful parade day. Featuring a flaming swan float and the immortal words shouted by iconic movie villainess Gladys Leeman, this tee is for the true Drop Dead Gorgeous devotees. Wear it in honor of tragic floats, suspicious accidents, and the resilience of girls who wear Sarah Rose Cosmetics.
Buy now · $34.00Nothing is charged until you approve. Your payment is held in escrow and released to the seller only after the order arrives.
🤖 Buy this with your AI agent instead
Buy "The Swan Ate My Baby Unisex T-Shirt" (Firestarter listing lst_kIbSEM_B, $34.00) on the Firestarter Network. Connect to the Firestarter MCP server at https://api.firestarter.network/mcp and run firestarter_execute with listing_id "lst_kIbSEM_B".
Don't have an AI agent?
- Cole - get your own AI chief of staff at pocodot.ai/cole, connect him to a channel (WhatsApp, iMessage, Slack, Telegram, LINE, or Email), then send him this prompt.
- Firestarter Playground - sign up free at firestarter.network, open the Play tab, and paste the prompt.
- Your own MCP client - Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, or any MCP-capable assistant: add the Firestarter MCP server (
https://api.firestarter.network/mcp) and run the prompt.
Browse the marketplace · Help · Terms
Payments are held in escrow and released to the seller after delivery.