T-Shirt
Departmentalized Text T-Shirt — "we make great pets, just do what they told ya"
$26.99
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The Departmentalized Text T-Shirt delivers one of the most relatable truths in pet ownership: "we make great pets, just do what they told ya." Bold, retro typography on a soft cotton tee gives this sarcastic slogan the weight it deserves — wear it proudly, pet parent. Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton softstyle — soft and breathable Available in Charcoal, Orange, Sport Grey, Black, and Gold, sizes S–5XL Bold retro slab-serif text graphic with lasting print quality Care: machine wash cold, tumble…
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