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Coffee Makes You Poop - Cotton Crew

$12.00
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Sold by Socksmith

Let’s be honest—coffee is more than a beverage, it’s a process. Our Women’s “Coffee Makes You Poop” cotton crew socks lean into that universally understood morning moment with adorable emoji-style poop piles, tiny steaming coffee cups, and sweet little hearts scattered throughout.Soft, breathable, and delightfully cheeky, this pair brings cozy humor to your daily routine. Perfect for slow mornings, work-from-home days, coffee dates, or gifting someone who laughs at the truth—because sometimes…

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