Lazy Pants Soft Linen Black

Lazy Pants Soft Linen Black

$155.00
In stock · 89991 available

Penelope's dream pants. Pants for when you've given up but you don't want anyone to know you've given up. These cover up your massive bush and are very sensory pleasing. What more could you want? Free healthcare. I would really like free healthcare for all. But you can settle for these pants I guess.  DETAILS: -very stretchy elastic waistband -hidden side pockets -soft washable linen blend -80% cotton, 20% linen FIT NOTE: Sizes XS-XL fit true to size. Sizes 1X-5X fit 1 size too big. I recommend

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