Ruffle Pantaloons Soft Linen Worst Ducks

$168.00
In stock · 59994 available

Everyone makes fun of ducks' penises for being all weird, but has anyone considered that the reason ducks have such weird penises is only because duck vaginas are just as weird? DETAILS: -super soft thin custom printed linen blend -80% cotton, 20% linen -elastic waist -pull on lounge pants 

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